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"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."

"A serious writer is not to be confused with a solemn writer."

"All good books are alike in that they are truer than if they had really happened and after you are finished reading one you will feel that all that happened to you and afterwards it all belongs to you; the good and the bad, the ecstasy, the remorse, and sorrow, the people and the places and how the weather was."

"All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn... American writing comes from that. There was nothing before. There has been nothing as good since."

"All our words from loose using have lost their edge."

"All things truly wicked start from an innocence."

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

"America is the land of wide lawns and narrow minds."

"And if it's good enough, it will last as long as there are human beings."

"But did thee feel the earth move?"